I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making...– http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2011/12/my-new-year-wish.html I have a few things I’m going to do this year. Hopefully none will be mistakes, but they will be done and learned from if that’s the case. (via puddlerat) Man, I need to remember this. I am often so terrified of making mistakes i don’t...
lady-florida: my new years resolution is 1366x768 omg same
END OF YEAR MEME, WHAT FUN
HOW TO: open a new text post and type letters a-z into the tags and take your favorite tag it suggests and post it out of context. this only works if you use tags as obsessive conversational add-ons like me, and if your computer saves the tags you’ve used before. WHAT YOU COME UP WITH SHOULD BE SOME SORT OF REFLECTION OF YOUR CHARACTER. ENJOY. A: #asdfsdafasdf B: #beautiful human...
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
i just want to segway this conversation out of the window and off a massive cliff into a deep, dark abyss for it to never arise again thank you
jimsturgess: “baby” i whisper as i reblog a picture of a grown man that is 10 years older than me
lady-florida: chaotic-boy: steam sales are the bane of my existence. same, come sit in the corner with me and drink some curse-you-steam-holiday-sale soda c:
steam sales are the bane of my existence.